Thirsty Thursday Is Old News. Here’s What’s Hot Now…

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So, here is my train of thought…

What day is it?

Thursday…

Three…

Three Toed…

Three Toed Thursday…

IT’S THREE TOED SLOTH THURSDAY EVERYONE!!!!!

So, it occurred to me that people may not know very much about these amazing creatures. Some people may even be thinking they aren’t cute. Those people would be wrong, obviously, but we will help them reach that decision on their own.

Let’s start with this… (even though it’s nothing new, it’s worth watching again)

Then we move onto cuteness overload…

Sloths are treehuggers…

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and hand huggers…

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alright they are just huggers in general…

 

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yet, they are also natural born snipers…487371329_1394640420

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Sloths wear their emotions right out on their fur. This one, for example, is saying… “Who me?”

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so is this one…

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and so is this one…

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This one is saying…”Hmmmm do I really want to eat another leaf?…”

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Sloths are wise…

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and mysterious…

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take the elusive bandit sloth for example…

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Sloths have their share of problems though…

and they deal with their hangovers much like people…

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AND NOW…

BABY THREE TOED SLOTHS…

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You’re Welcome.

 

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Does anyone else ever picture what the hottest celebrities of today will look like in the FUTURE? dun. dun. dun.

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This thought has been creeping into my head over and over ever since Jacqueline Bisset made everyone feel awkward at the Golden Globes.

Sure, her acting totally crazy doesn’t help, but getting older isn’t easy on everyone. Some of the celebs we all used to swoon over have really lost that “it” factor. The people who used to be on the poster you proudly hung on your wall are the same people who would make you pull your kids a bit closer if they passed you on the street.

I mean I can hardly control myself when I imagine Justin Beiber 30-40 years from now. Well, at the rate he is going it might only be about 5-10 years before he starts to look like this…

 

 

 

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Now, this is not intended to make fun of old people, okay…maybe just old celebrities. It may be twisted, but I think I get a small amount of satisfaction when I think of how fleeting all that superficial mumbo jumbo is. Go on, just picture Miley Cyrus wearing that same nude bikini but maybe this time when she sticks her tongue out, her dentures go with it.

Don’t get me wrong getting older is a bitch. I don’t enjoy seeing my ass slowly take a downward turn, but the great thing is, it happens to everyone. Maybe it wouldn’t seem so painful if we all stopped putting so much stock into “beauty”.

There are so many things that get better with age. Yet, as a society we still cling to the one thing that doesn’t. Maybe someday we will learn, but for now we can still make fun of celebrities because let’s be real, they want the attention either way.

So here’s to you crazy old celebrities!

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As for the rest of you why don’t you invest in something that will actually last….

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Facebook Highlights.

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Like many of you, I log onto Facebook simply out of boredom. There is no easier way to receive your daily dose of both instant gratification and instant frustration. Talking about Facebook is a different blog entirely and we won’t get into all that right now.

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I will say today was a banner day for my Facebook feed. Many of my friends had unusually entertaining posts. I figured I would give you all the best so you can post them onto your Facebook instead of that picture of your kid or dinner, or you drinking wine, or you drinking wine whilst feeding your kid dinner. You get it.

Here are my Facebook Highlights….

1. Weather… Ummm Hell No.

2. This Guy AGAIN.

3. I Wonder What My Parent’s Would’ve Done With An iPhone.

4. When You’d Thought You’d Seen It All

5. This Confuses Me But I Like It

6. More Awesome Ideas I Will Never Be Able To Duplicate.

7. Ukraine Got Talent… Or Ukraine’s Got Talent. Either Way, Home Girl Got Talent.

8. Instant Gratification.

9. Farts and such…

9.5 Woah. Finally. I’ve Been Inventing A Version Of This For 15 Years!

10. Predictable, yet poignant.

10.5 MY FAVORITE.

So you see Facebook can be a very interesting thing, but it can also steal your life.

So there’s that.

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Let’s keep it interesting.

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You may or may not have noticed that this blog tends to be a bit all over the place. It is a true reflection of my mental state, which is also a bit all over the place. It’s just that there are so many interesting things in the world I can’t seem to stay focused!

Here is a sample of the interesting things in the world….

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This is going to be a good week.

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Inspiration.

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Now today is a very special day.

ARPIL FOOLS DAY!

As a lover of pranks I thought I would bring you some inspiration today.

Anyone can prank. It doesn’t have to be over the top or expensive. (it doesn’t even have to be April 1st)

So here are a few ideas for you. In case you haven’t pulled on over on someone yet, IT’S NOT TOO LATE!!

Try:

THIS

OR THESE

OR THESE

Maybe some of THESE

you’re welcome.

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