Thirsty Thursday Is Old News. Here’s What’s Hot Now…

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So, here is my train of thought…

What day is it?

Thursday…

Three…

Three Toed…

Three Toed Thursday…

IT’S THREE TOED SLOTH THURSDAY EVERYONE!!!!!

So, it occurred to me that people may not know very much about these amazing creatures. Some people may even be thinking they aren’t cute. Those people would be wrong, obviously, but we will help them reach that decision on their own.

Let’s start with this… (even though it’s nothing new, it’s worth watching again)

Then we move onto cuteness overload…

Sloths are treehuggers…

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and hand huggers…

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alright they are just huggers in general…

 

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yet, they are also natural born snipers…487371329_1394640420

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Sloths wear their emotions right out on their fur. This one, for example, is saying… “Who me?”

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so is this one…

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and so is this one…

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This one is saying…”Hmmmm do I really want to eat another leaf?…”

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Sloths are wise…

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and mysterious…

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take the elusive bandit sloth for example…

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Sloths have their share of problems though…

and they deal with their hangovers much like people…

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AND NOW…

BABY THREE TOED SLOTHS…

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You’re Welcome.

 

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Facebook Highlights.

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Like many of you, I log onto Facebook simply out of boredom. There is no easier way to receive your daily dose of both instant gratification and instant frustration. Talking about Facebook is a different blog entirely and we won’t get into all that right now.

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I will say today was a banner day for my Facebook feed. Many of my friends had unusually entertaining posts. I figured I would give you all the best so you can post them onto your Facebook instead of that picture of your kid or dinner, or you drinking wine, or you drinking wine whilst feeding your kid dinner. You get it.

Here are my Facebook Highlights….

1. Weather… Ummm Hell No.

2. This Guy AGAIN.

3. I Wonder What My Parent’s Would’ve Done With An iPhone.

4. When You’d Thought You’d Seen It All

5. This Confuses Me But I Like It

6. More Awesome Ideas I Will Never Be Able To Duplicate.

7. Ukraine Got Talent… Or Ukraine’s Got Talent. Either Way, Home Girl Got Talent.

8. Instant Gratification.

9. Farts and such…

9.5 Woah. Finally. I’ve Been Inventing A Version Of This For 15 Years!

10. Predictable, yet poignant.

10.5 MY FAVORITE.

So you see Facebook can be a very interesting thing, but it can also steal your life.

So there’s that.

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“It might seem crazy what I’m about to say…”

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If the song ‘Happy’ hasn’t bored it’s way through your skull and permanently etched itself onto your brain then you’ve been missing out. I mean I heard that song at least 6 times today, and each time I just thought “man, I AM happy”!

Then I realize I will never be cool enough to wear a hat like this and I think, “man, maybe I’m not happy.”

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There are some people who can just do whatever they want. Pharrell is one of those people. Pharrell could get away with murder, while he wears this hat…

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Pharrell’s hats say so much about him, music, and the world…

#1. The military should be taken very seriously…

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Let’s take a closer look..

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Wait… I’m getting mixed messages here.

#2. It’s okay to continually wear the same outrageous thing, as long as it’s in different colors…

 

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Pharrell is so cutting edge, he even wears it in RED!!!

#3. Beyonce is super excited about Pharrell’s idea to open a hat store. Jay – Z will own 51% of course.

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#4. Anna Kendrick is sick and tired of Pharrell and his smiley hat wearing ass… maybe she is just jealous?

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#5. Pharrell was once attacked but a pack of wolves. He killed them all with his bare hands and now wears their fur from head to toe despite temperatures in LA being consistently in the 80’s.

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#6. Pharrell and his wife are surprisingly frugal. When they were asked about their marriage Pharrell said “we save a lot of money by sharing all of our clothes. Being the exact same size as my partner is something I knew I needed in life”

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#7. Pharrell has a very serious disease called duplicationphia. He is unable to only buy one color of hat. He claims he is on medication, but it doesn’t seem to be helping.

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#8. Pharrell does a lot of charity work with the youths in his home town of Virginia Beach. In a unrelated story there have been reports of children’s hats disappearing from that same area.

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#9. Like a crocodile that needs to close it’s eyes when it’s mouth is open, Pharrell must close his eyes when he is not wearing a hat.

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#10. When Pharrell doesn’t have time to choose a hat, he simply throws a blanket on his head, and it works.

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Hollywood is a zoo.

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Soooo, this is pretty self explanatory…

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Happy Friday.

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