This one’s for you Ireland!

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HAPPY ST. PATRICK’S DAY EVERYONE!

Here is some Irish stuff…

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Fun Fact #2: Did you know that in Ireland there is one giant tea kettle and that is where everyone in Ireland gets their hot water?

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Fun Fact #3: Did you know all the homes (and castles) in Ireland are made of 100% grass?

Bonus Fun Fact: The houses (and castles) are all built by Hobbits.

 

 

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OKAY, now that you know a few FACTS about Ireland here are a couple videos…

Alright! Those videos were super odd choices but if you’re really celebrating St. Patrick’s Day you’re probably drunk already anyway so it doesn’t matter!

Cheers my friends and have a wild, yet safe, night!

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I got 99 problems and Sochi has way more than that…

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I’m a little late on the post today, obviously. There are so many things I want to write about but well, let’s just say I’m feeling lazy. Call me Sochi….Bf69imwIcAAVvLx

read about some of the issues here…

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and here…

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and here…

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I mean I’m bummed I couldn’t get my act together to give you something better than this. I can’t imagine how Putin is feeling. Ehhh he seems ok…

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What the hell is going on over there?

 

 

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Drinking + Dancing = Yikes. oh, and Genesis.

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I can’t dance.

I really can’t dance.

I like to think I can and in my head I’m like “yea, I look really good”, but then there is always a video or a picture or even a mirror that makes me stop immediately and regret all my life choices. How well I think I’m dancing really depends on how many drinks I’ve had…

Two glasses of wine and I’m still a little reserved…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBqhBeyoCTQ

Now I’ve moved onto liquor drinks and this is what I think I’m doing….

When the entire time I’m actually doing this….

(I was going to say don’t bother watching the whole thing but I think the ending from 2:24 on may actually be the best part, so do what you will with that)

Anyway, the fact is I have accepted that I cannot and should not dance. (but probably still will when I’ve had a few drinks)

Really just wanted an excuse to show you these guys, because they are my favorite…. Introducing Les Twins…

Good thing we don’t need dance skills to make these…

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Take a sip.

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Let us slip into something a little more comfortable…

go to the couch…

and then….

DRINK OUR FACES OFF!

Check out the second child in the kitchenware family….

Glassware

Go on, choose your vessel!

love,

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Keep it Classy

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The word classy by definition means;

a : elegant or stylish

b : having or reflecting high standards of personal behavior

c : admirably skillful and graceful

That sets the bar pretty high. Maybe that is why most people fall so short when it comes to class. Today, we wanted to give a visual ‘how to’ on the rules of class. We will show you what to avoid when trying to be the classiest guy or gal at the ball.

Treat yourself to a sassy nail color…

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Don’t get any add-ons they offer you…

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Go ahead, enjoy a beer with friends…

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Use a glass…

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…and it should go without saying you should stick to drinking it.

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Do have a cookout…

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Don’t use what you brought the groceries home in…

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Do get your dream dress for your wedding day…

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Change your dream…

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Basically stay away from anything Britney Spears does or has ever done…

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There are so many more to share with you, but I can feel my hope for humanity being sucked out of my body the more I go on. I will say if you are looking for more what not to do pictures simply Google:

– Rednecks

– Frat guys/girls

– Candid shots of any celebrity

– Any reality tv show

We hope this blog inspires you to charge into this week with your class flag waving high!

Good luck.

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