Calling all LOVAHS

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Happy Valentine’s Day Everyone!

I don’t have much advice to give when it comes to love and relationships, but I know couple of lovahs who know a thing or two…

LOVAHS

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Bitches love teddy bears.

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I can’t wait for Valentines Day. It’s totes my favesies. I think every girl feels the samsies. I mean what’s better than hearts, chocolates (oh, I hope I don’t look fat!), mixed CDs filled with sexy songs, the color pink, and of course TEDDY BEARS! It’s always been a dream of mine that Prince Charming would ride up to my door and present me with a big teddy bear.
It’s scientifically proven that beautiful bubbly blondes, brunettes, and red heads around the world love huge teddy bears. No girl could resist something that would take up that much space. It would give me something to cuddle with at night when I’m missing my prince. I know all my ladies will agree, ALL of us women LOVE snuggling ALL the time. This huge teddy bear will make sure I don’t have to go a single second without hugging and latching onto something. Girls need security, again, it’s science. Then, when my man finally does get home, after I’ve been daydreaming about him all day, I will be in bed waiting for him with my insanely huge teddy bear! oh yea…
The people at Vermont Teddy Bear have really done their research and figured out the way to a woman’s heart. I know my man really had me in mind when he picked out my 4+ foot teddy bear. Go on guys get the big reward you deserve and give YOUR woman what she has always secretly desired, a teddy bear.

ps.  Vermont Teddy Bear – you. are. the. worst.

pss. This is why relationships end.

 

Or maybe you could think outside that incredible small box of yours….

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12 Reasons Rainy Weather is AWESOME.

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Another gloomy day is upon us here in Northern Virginia. I’ve always felt like a bit of a creep because I like this dreary rainy mess. Most people hate this weather and some even get terrible seasonal depression so hopefully we can bring you a little lift today.

12 reasons why rainy weather is AWESOME…

1. Perfect excuse to sneak to a movie…Cinema

2.Free car wash…

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3. Rain = Life…

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4. Free drinking water…

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5. Snuggles are more abundant in cold, wet weather…

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6. You can turn off that machine that simulates rain noises and fall asleep to the real thing…

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7. Sets the stage for spontaneousness….

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8. Sets the stage for kindness…

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9. Rainbows….

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10. Everything is shiny…

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11. Free mud, free facial…

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12. A chance to finally use that nice umbrella…

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If that didn’t help, try some color therapy and look at the bright posters at

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It’s gettin hot in hurr…

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Well, it’s cold.

If my father ever taught me anything, it was the power of mind over matter. Granted, he would always follow that with the apparently ALWAYS funny “I don’t mind, and you don’t matter”.

While I’m not convinced it’s particularly applicable when hypothermia is at stake… here are some images to help your mind get over the matter. Really focus on these photos and soon you will forget that it’s 5 degrees outside and you’ll be burning up.

Hot Stove…

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Hot Yoga…

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Hot Desert…

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Hot Tub…

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Hot Beach…

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Hot Tea…

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Hot Soup…

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Hot Bonfire…

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Hot Peppers…

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Hot Fire…

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Hot Man…

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Hot Woman…

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Stay HOT my friends…

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Some Advice for Miley…

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After all the buzz surrounding Miley Cyrus at the VMAs (which I missed) I obviously had to YouTube her performance.

WOWZA.

That was rough.

I thought seriously about dedicating today’s blog as a letter of advice to the poor girl. Then realized…

A)  That would the kind of post a creepy fan would write

B)  Miley will never see it, which is so sad because I have such good advice

C) There is not enough time in the day to compose a list of advice for that child

D) I don’t care.

I’m going to assume our readers out there are the sane ones who understand what I’m talking about for the most part. So, I don’t feel the need to rehash all the severe, SEVERE mistakes that young Miley made. I just want to give this to Miley and her team, who are the people who should really be blamed. You can’t tell me no one saw that girl’s hair, outfits, makeup, and “dance” before they put her on television. We can all have a laugh together and move on. I don’t want to add anymore fuel to this fire than it is already getting.

Sometimes less is more Miley ( and I don’t mean clothing)…

WoodWallNaturalTEMPLATE P.S. Can anyone explain when the foam finger thing became sexy?