Monkey Business. Literally.

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The problem with Le Monkey House, in my opinion, is the lack of real monkeys. I suppose it is a little impractical given the noise, smell, and strong possibility of flying poo, but I would still be willing to give it a try. Call me a dreamer, but I have visions of snuggles, tug-of-war, intense grooming sessions, and of course bananas.

We could put those monkeys to work and double our productivity.

Capuchins could handle most of the online work and maybe even a little designing.

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Mandrills could do the heavy lifting and also work security.

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Obviously, we would have the Pygmy Marmosets just to keep spirits up, cause honestly, who can be upset when you are looking at these guys….

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I’m sure all you Monkey House fans out there are happy to have aligned yourself with such an honest business. I know it makes me proud to be a part of it, I can’t stand businesses and their constant false advertising. 

Apple – doesn’t sell any fruit at all, let alone apples

Shell – only sells fuel, okay okay, they have snacks and stuff too

Arm&Hammer – seriously? 0 for 2 there

Blackberry – you disgust me

Dicks – okay, I’m actually a little relieved on this one

The list goes on and on.

So, I think I have made a very strong case. All I need if for the boss lady to sign off on it and we are in the literal monkey house.

See you tomorrow!

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