The problem with Le Monkey House, in my opinion, is the lack of real monkeys. I suppose it is a little impractical given the noise, smell, and strong possibility of flying poo, but I would still be willing to give it a try. Call me a dreamer, but I have visions of snuggles, tug-of-war, intense grooming sessions, and of course bananas.
We could put those monkeys to work and double our productivity.
Capuchins could handle most of the online work and maybe even a little designing.
Mandrills could do the heavy lifting and also work security.
Obviously, we would have the Pygmy Marmosets just to keep spirits up, cause honestly, who can be upset when you are looking at these guys….
I’m sure all you Monkey House fans out there are happy to have aligned yourself with such an honest business. I know it makes me proud to be a part of it, I can’t stand businesses and their constant false advertising.
Apple – doesn’t sell any fruit at all, let alone apples
Shell – only sells fuel, okay okay, they have snacks and stuff too
Arm&Hammer – seriously? 0 for 2 there
Blackberry – you disgust me
Dicks – okay, I’m actually a little relieved on this one
The list goes on and on.
So, I think I have made a very strong case. All I need if for the boss lady to sign off on it and we are in the literal monkey house.
See you tomorrow!