What Do You See?

Uncategorized

This world is CRAY CRAY. There is so much going on it’s easy to miss the little things.

Staying away from yet another blog post about life and how we all need to live it and love blah blah blah…

I’m just going to show you awesome pictures…

These people are loving life, and she has a full beard, way to overcome girl!

optical_illusion_photography_03

This guy is going places…

images

In addition to his mad skills, this guy has the spirit of a child… awesome.

optical-illusions-24

This clever man can levitate using only dirty concrete…

optical-illusions-man-floating-in-the-air

If only we all saw things through the eyes of children… maybe then we would finally admit aliens exist…

optical-illusions-part-17

Stop carrying around the weight of others… This guy knows what to do with them…

optical-illusions-part-19

Okay, this lady isn’t having the best day but it makes for a good picture…

the-best-optical-illusions-in-2012-9

That’s one hell of a profile dude…

Two-Face-Optical-Illusion-c

These ain’t movin…. or are they???…

images-1

Okay Okay these don’t exactly prove my point. I’m just sayin’ it’s up to you what you see in the world around you. So we might as well have some fun with it.

RenderingLayout

Keep it Classy

beer, Britney Spears, classy, cookouts, Design Studio, graphic design, keep it classy, LeMonkey House, nails, Uncategorized, wedding dress, why

The word classy by definition means;

a : elegant or stylish

b : having or reflecting high standards of personal behavior

c : admirably skillful and graceful

That sets the bar pretty high. Maybe that is why most people fall so short when it comes to class. Today, we wanted to give a visual ‘how to’ on the rules of class. We will show you what to avoid when trying to be the classiest guy or gal at the ball.

Treat yourself to a sassy nail color…

nails

Don’t get any add-ons they offer you…

images-2

Go ahead, enjoy a beer with friends…

best-beer-for-women-to-order-video

Use a glass…

29jul02-classy

…and it should go without saying you should stick to drinking it.

Classy Women

Do have a cookout…

10-best-cities-for-affordable-summer-cookouts

Don’t use what you brought the groceries home in…

redneck_engineering_2

Do get your dream dress for your wedding day…

Miami-wedding-photographers-unique-photography-unique-miami-south-florida-biltmore-hotel-candid-photography-16

Change your dream…

redneck-wedding

Basically stay away from anything Britney Spears does or has ever done…

images-1 images white-trash-rednecks-0 funniest_celebrity_candids_2009_17 tumblr_m6u0pax8K61qmhggvo1_500

There are so many more to share with you, but I can feel my hope for humanity being sucked out of my body the more I go on. I will say if you are looking for more what not to do pictures simply Google:

– Rednecks

– Frat guys/girls

– Candid shots of any celebrity

– Any reality tv show

We hope this blog inspires you to charge into this week with your class flag waving high!

Good luck.

RenderingLayout

The feeling is visual…

Uncategorized

Words are amazing, or at least they can be. Many have tried to describe the power of words far better than I could ever hope to. Here is a taste…

 – “Words are like eyeglasses they blur everything that they do not make clear.”  – Joseph Joubert
 – “Words are, of course, the most powerful drug used by mankind.”   – Rudyard Kipling

– “But words are things, and a small drop of ink, falling like dew, upon a thought, produces that which makes thousands, perhaps millions, think.” – Lord Byron

Then, there are those who believe maybe words aren’t the most powerful thing…

– “A picture is worth a thousand words”  – Origin debatable

– “Actions speak louder than words” – Versions date all the way back to before the 1500’s but this specific wording is Abraham Lincoln

– “We have too many high-sounding words, and too few actions that correspond with them.”  – Abigail Adams

Okay, hmmmm well I’m going to blow your mind. We here at Le Monkey House put words into action and in a visual format! That means we are covering a majority of the senses.  You can see them, touch them, feel them.

Now all we need to do is to complete the human experience is…

– Add some audio (we do make song lyric posters, does that count?)

– Make them edible (we are trying, but we are no scientists so we have just consumed a frightening amount of paper products)

We couldn’t possibly take sides when it comes to choosing between Kipling and Lincoln. We agree that both words and actions are important, don’t you?

Good.

Since we both agree that both are important, lets both do our part. We are experts in typography so leave the words to us. You can do the action part, and that is to buy a poster and spread the goodness!

RenderingLayout

Forever Young.

birthdays, bob dylan, Design Studio, forever young, getting old, LeMonkey House, Uncategorized

Good day people of the internet.

It is an exciting day here in the Monkey House. (We usually cling to any reason to goof off or justify the special treats we give ourselves.) Today, however, we have a legitimate cause for celebration! It is our Founder, Chief, and Grand Poobah’s day of birth. Let me tell you, she is the man. (and by that I mean she is a hot piece of ass.)

As far as I’ve noticed, the older you get the more birthdays suck. You have…

less time – more responsibilities

less money- more bills

a harder time seeing and hearing – (well maybe just a harder time with all the senses)

wrinkles – and a general lack of elasticity on most body parts

things hurt – hips, feet, most joints, and depending on how many birthdays you’ve had maybe your skin… sorry, please be careful.

memory fades, food softens, you spend more time at the doctors…

the cruelest of all… the gifts get so boring. I knew I was getting older when I received new sheets for a birthday. (it has been downhill ever since)

NOT Today! We are keeping this happy birthday thing happy. While there are some downsides to aging, we strongly believe you can stay young forever. Even though our fearless leader, Raygan, is nowhere near old age, we can already tell she will be just like this lady… YES, this lady.

We encourage you to dance, sing, be goofy, laugh as often as possible, and never give into the oldness! We hope that today brings you new adventures and something to celebrate. After all, about 19 million people are having a birthday today. So we hope you all stay FOREVER YOUNG.

RenderingLayout

It’s our first time…

Uncategorized

…printing on canvas.

We are always looking for new sexy ways to keep you coming back for more.  We bought a huge printer, we ordered a hot new roll of silky white canvas.  (ooo la-la) We spoke in our sultriest voices while deciding which poster to give you. Finally deciding on a little charcoal and lime green number. Then……BAM! We pushed print and out came the love child.  Darling, it looks just like you (r taste.) We know you will love this not so little guy as much as we do!

 

Yours truly,

Le Monkey House

Image