I know my blog posts are normally amazing, revolutionary, profound, mind -blowing, earth shattering works of art.
Just kidding, I usually just post awesome pictures, uh yea, you are welcome.
Well, today I thought I would switch it up.
I know people love their podcasts and are probably looking to be as lazy as possible while at work. So, today I figured I would just cram as many songs into this blog as I could. Obviously, we want to keep things relevant so all of the songs will be featuring the word monkey.
Get down with us today.
-Le Monkey House
Okay, who knew there were so many?! I didn’t post all of them but to be honest some of them don’t deserve to be posted. Also, kudos to Warren Zevon who managed to have three songs all with the word monkey in the title. I didn’t post any of them but if you didn’t get your fill of monkey songs yet Warren is your man.
After all the buzz surrounding Miley Cyrus at the VMAs (which I missed) I obviously had to YouTube her performance.
That was rough.
I thought seriously about dedicating today’s blog as a letter of advice to the poor girl. Then realized…
A) That would the kind of post a creepy fan would write
B) Miley will never see it, which is so sad because I have such good advice
C) There is not enough time in the day to compose a list of advice for that child
D) I don’t care.
I’m going to assume our readers out there are the sane ones who understand what I’m talking about for the most part. So, I don’t feel the need to rehash all the severe, SEVERE mistakes that young Miley made. I just want to give this to Miley and her team, who are the people who should really be blamed. You can’t tell me no one saw that girl’s hair, outfits, makeup, and “dance” before they put her on television. We can all have a laugh together and move on. I don’t want to add anymore fuel to this fire than it is already getting.
Sometimes less is more Miley ( and I don’t mean clothing)…
P.S. Can anyone explain when the foam finger thing became sexy?